It's true. I just applied to be an Ordained Minister in the Universal Life Church based in Modesto, California. It becomes offical in a few days. I will be a man of the cloth.
Hmmmm ...... How about Reverend BaldiLocks ? Pastor Locks ? Vicar Locks ? Deacon ? Deac ? Revy Baby ? Reverend BaldiLocks of Granada Hills ? Preacher Locks ? Father Locks. Revers. Reverino. The Rev Meister. The Revster. The Preachster. Preacherino. So many possibilities.
I'm going to get their Mini Clergy Package which lets me do baptisms. Hmmm ..... BaldiLocks the Baptist.
This is so cool.
...... Revered Locks.
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I don't care what your denomination is. I ain't converting.
But I can now heal and save your ass. Don't worry, I'll use my powers for good, not evil.
..... Reverend Locks.
hahaha i like ur "forgive me father" good stuff...i need to think of another name u could call urself...maybe since ur a man of the cloth you could call urself Tarzan. Good stuff on this here blog.
Brother Baldi, Do I have to believe in God to be a member of your church, or can I just worship shiney things? Bald men are hot, can I just worship that?
Ok now brother baldi, it's now Thursday and that post was Saturday.... I'll assume you're ordained now and blessing the masses, however, some of us are jonesin' yanno....
Hey, I'm too busy being bald to write here. That, and talking about JEEEZUS (said with a heavy southern accent).
I'm with Kim on this one - March 12 was the post and now it is April 18th. I've been pressing refresh every few minutes but nothing yet - getting very weak and thirsty, don't know how long I can carry on ..... give me a sign Brother Baldi..............
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