Reverend Locks and 700 Women ? It Must Be Blog 'Er

My fans, my peeps: Tis I, your fearless bald one. Anyone miss me ? Anyone notice ?

Last time we met, it was 2005. How is the new year treating you all ? I'm in a small room with 700 women in San Jose. Yes I'm at Blog 'Er, a conference with women, for women, all about women. And yours truly. I can smell the estrogen. Phew.

Right now I'm sitting in the first Saturday conference session. One of the speakers just suggested turning the mens room in to a womens room. She added the caviot that if anyone sees a man wanting to pee, then let him pee. Damn straight. Me, I'm using the bushes outside the foyer when I get called short.

Oh well, I do feel at home here. I've already seen lots of ladies wearing sandals and I'd hazard a guess that there's a significant Janis Ian following.

So here's the challenge: I want to see how many Blog 'Er attendees notice this site and post something. Be witty, be creative, be bright. Just like me.

..... As always, I remain, your Reverend Lock.